this gifset is very important.
Forget Dad dancing, Matt is Grandad dancing…
when the titles of songs arent said in the actual song i get uncomfortable
by Fall Out Boy
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Best pickup line?
when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before
being punk is an actual excuse
fucking finallytoo punk to work
too punk to do homework
Too punk to breathe
If you sent me a message and I didn’t respond I promise I didn’t ignore you for some reason my messages aren’t working???
So my phone wasn’t working and my dad fixed it. What he failed to leave out is he went through my phone. That’s invasion of privacy. He also deleted like all my apps. So fucking mad right now.
WINTER TRENDS: thick brows, no makeup, extreme sleep deprivation, wondering if 6 consecutive days of sweatpants is ok
what’s it called when u have friends but ur still lonely